Christmas Tree Quotes | Xmas Tree Poems & Funny Jokes

Enjoy the happiness of Christmas holiday season with these best Merry Christmas Tree Quotes and Cute Funny Xmas Tree Jokes. As we know that Christmas Tree is one of the important part of Christmas celebration. In many countries it was believed that evergreens would keep away witches, ghosts, evil spirits, and illness, so that at the time of Christmas people decorate their homes with Christmas tree and decorate it with sparkling lights, ornaments etc. In this section we’ve collected some Beautiful Christmas Tree Sayings, Short Christmas Tree Poems in English, Hilarious Christmas Tree Jokes etc. So enjoy our collection and spread the happiness of Xmas by sharing it. Happy Christmas to all of you  🙂

Beautiful Merry Christmas Tree Quotes, Short Poems & Cute Funny Jokes

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Merry Christmas Tree Quotes and Sayings


My Christmas tree’s still up, bringing Christmas cheer 24/7 365 days a year.


Love is the main aspect of the Christmas tree but not the money or the height.


The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. ~Andy Rooney


The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! ~Charles N. Barnard


I don’t need a star on my tree, I already have one in heaven shining down on me.


Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead. ~Bill Bryson


Hope I see you under my Christmas tree, because you are what I want for Christmas.


The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried-up Christmas tree is just as worthless.


If my Valentine you won’t be, I’ll hang myself on your Christmas tree. ~Ernest Hemingway


Remember, Christmas isn’t about how big the tree is, or what’s under it. It’s about who’s around it.


I don’t know what I believe. I guess that makes me a Christmas Tree Agnostic. ~Stephanie Perkins


The Christmas tree has taken the place of the altar in too much of our modern Christmas observance.


I never thought it was such a bad little tree. it’s not bad at all, really. May be it just needs little LOVE.

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~Larry Wilde


There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard. ~Dan Florence


The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. ~Burton Hills


Don’t measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!


Now I’m an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions. ~Orson Welles


The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There’s a kind of glory to them when they’re all lit up that exceeds anything all the money in the world could buy. ~Andy Rooney


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Best Merry Christmas Tree Poems for You

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1) Christmas Tree Poetry on Little Pine Tree

In summertime my branches
Were a place for birds to nest,
In autumn my branches were
Their place for food and rest,
And now that wintertime is here
I hope to be all glistening
Bright with snowflakes…
The little birds’ Christmas tree!


2) The Christmas tree was real

The Christmas tree was real
That heavy tinsel, special feel

So many lights, in sparkling view
Glass ornaments, hung neatly too

An angel perched, atop it all
Seen shining down, it did not fall


3) A Christmas Tree

One little star on the top of the tree,
Two little presents underneath for me,
Three silver ropes twisted around the tree,
Four colored lights shining prettily,
Five shining balls flowing silvery.
Oh, what a sight for use to see!


4) A GI Christmas Tree

I won’t be home for Christmas this year
Uncle Sam has me helping our Allies over here
But do think of me when you go for a stroll
When you are wandering about in the wintry cold

I plan to have a Christmas tree just like you
The Lord will provide it, so I won’t be blue
My Christmas tree will be for everyone to see
The Heavens above will be become my tree

The stars will be the lights that make it glow
The scatter clouds I’ll pretend will be the snow
I will use the Milkyway for all the trimmings
And I will top it off with a Moon that is beaming

My tree will be on display Christmas night
So please stay up late and catch the sight
Look for the presents; they are there too
The presents are the love I have for you

~Ellen Bailey



Funny Christmas Tree Quotes | Short Xmas Tree Jokes

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Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses


Q: Why the Christmas tree can’t stand up?
A: It doesn’t have legs.


Q. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
A. Horn-aments!


Q. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
A. They always drop their needles!


Q. What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
A. Nice gnawing you!


Q. Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters?
A. They keep loosing their needles!


Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed.


Q. What did the Christmas tree do when the bank closed?
A. It started its own branch.


Q. What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A. A pineapple!


Scene: A man applying for credit 
at a department store.
Clerk: What do you do for a living?
Man: I’m a tree trimmer.
Clerk: What do you do after Christmas?


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!


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